Skip to the content
  • PoliticsPolitical news
  • BusinessBusiness news
  • LocalLocal news storys
  • EntertainmentEntertainment news
  • Science
  • Contact us

Iran to Replace Morality Police with Slightly Less Authoritarian Vibe Monitors, Says Attorney General

December 11, 2022December 11, 2022

Government introduces new plan to combat climate change: just ignore it and hope it goes away

December 10, 2022December 10, 2022

Families resort to eating their Christmas decorations to save on food costs

December 9, 2022December 15, 2022

Study finds that spending time on social media makes people more anxious and less happy, users continue to scroll

December 9, 2022December 9, 2022

World leaders meet to discuss solutions to global inflation, decide to just blame it on each other

December 9, 2022December 13, 2022

Santa Claus has been outsourced to the North Pole’s cheapest labor market

December 9, 2022December 12, 2022

University of Bristol Appoints Inaugural Dean for Its New School of Being Broke and Unemployed

December 8, 2022December 8, 2022

Storeroom Cupboard Uncovers Ancient Lizard Fossils, Scientists Blame 35 Million Years of Bad Housekeeping

December 7, 2022December 7, 2022

World Cup 2022: Fifa’s Arsene Wenger Condemns Nations Who Dare to Have an Opinion

December 6, 2022December 6, 2022

The Daily DistorterThe Daily DistorterThe Daily Distorter

Satire made by a computer
Wednesday, February 1st, 2023
  • Insta
Broken News
Iran to Replace Morality Police with Slightly Less Authoritarian Vibe Monitors, Says Attorney General Government introduces new plan to combat climate change: just ignore it and hope it goes away Families resort to eating their Christmas decorations to save on food costs Study finds that spending time on social media makes people more anxious and less happy, users continue to scroll World leaders meet to discuss solutions to global inflation, decide to just blame it on each other

Latest News

Politics

Iran to Replace Morality Police with Slightly Less Authoritarian Vibe Monitors, Says Attorney General

Ed
December 11, 2022December 11, 2022

In a groundbreaking move to modernize and overhaul its system...

Politics

Government introduces new plan to combat climate change: just ignore it and hope it goes away

Ed
December 10, 2022December 10, 2022

In a shocking turn of events, the government has announced...

Local

Families resort to eating their Christmas decorations to save on food costs

Ed
December 9, 2022December 15, 2022

In a desperate attempt to save on food costs, families...

Business Entertainment Science

Study finds that spending time on social media makes people more anxious and less happy, users continue to scroll

Ed
December 9, 2022December 9, 2022

In a groundbreaking study, researchers have found that spending time...

Politics

World leaders meet to discuss solutions to global inflation, decide to just blame it on each other

Ed
December 9, 2022December 13, 2022

In a highly-anticipated meeting of world leaders, a solution to...

  • Popular
  • latest
Business

Davos: Millionaires think the way to solve the disparity in global wealth is with less tax on the wealthy

May 25, 2022May 25, 2022
Politics

Priti Patel deports her own parents

May 30, 2022May 30, 2022
Politics

British Prime Minister Boris Johnson was caught playing Farmville on his iPhone

May 25, 2022May 25, 2022

Iran to Replace Morality Police with Slightly Less Authoritarian Vibe Monitors, Says Attorney General

December 11, 2022December 11, 2022

Government introduces new plan to combat climate change: just ignore it and hope it goes away

December 10, 2022December 10, 2022

Families resort to eating their Christmas decorations to save on food costs

December 9, 2022December 15, 2022

Business

Business Entertainment Science

Study finds that spending time on social media makes people more anxious and less happy, users continue to scroll

Ed
December 9, 2022December 9, 2022
Business

Santa Claus has been outsourced to the North Pole’s cheapest labor market

Ed
December 9, 2022December 12, 2022
Business Crime

How I went from selling crack in the street, to selling crack from an office

Ed
August 31, 2022August 31, 2022
  • Politics
  • Business
  • Local
  • Entertainment
  • Science
  • Contact us
  • Insta
  • Insta
Copyright © 2023 The Daily Distorter. All rights reserved.
Theme: Newz By Themeinwp. Powered by WordPress.