Local crack den gentrified into crack palace
A local crack den has been gentrified into a crack palace, and residents are not happy about it.The crack den, which was once a place...
Priti Patel deports her own parents
In a shocking turn of events, Priti Patel has deported her own parents. The Home Secretary, who has been an outspoken critic of immigration, finally...
UK government comfirms pigions are not real
In a stunning turn of events, the UK government has confirmed that pigeons are not real. This comes as a shock to many, who have...
Bristol free party shut down by police after revellers found toppling statues
A Bristol free party was shut down by police after revellers were found toppling statues. The party was being held in a public park and...
Bogus Toys : Toys your child will hate
In a world full of options for children's toys, one company has managed to stand out…for all the wrong reasons. Introducing "Bogus Toys", the company...
Davos: Millionaires think the way to solve the disparity in global wealth is with less tax on the wealthy
In a stunning display of self-awareness and concern, the world's wealthiest people have gathered at the World Economic Forum in Davos to discuss the growing...
The Texan school shooting makes Americans realise they need more guns
In the wake of the horrific school shooting in Texas, Americans are realising that they need more guns, not fewer. The tragedy has made us...
Putin creates clone so he has someone that agrees with him
In a move that has surprised absolutely no one, Russian President Vladimir Putin has created a clone of himself. The clone, who has been named...
Business now recognising cat girls as a diversity group.
" Businesses are recognising cat girls as a diversity group and are taking steps to include them in the workplace. Cat girls have long been...
British Prime Minister Boris Johnson was caught playing Farmville on his iPhone
British Prime Minister Boris Johnson was caught playing Farmville on his iPhone during a top-level meeting with US President Joe Biden. The two leaders were...