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Iran to Replace Morality Police with Slightly Less Authoritarian Vibe Monitors, Says Attorney General

December 11, 2022December 11, 2022

Government introduces new plan to combat climate change: just ignore it and hope it goes away

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Families resort to eating their Christmas decorations to save on food costs

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Study finds that spending time on social media makes people more anxious and less happy, users continue to scroll

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World leaders meet to discuss solutions to global inflation, decide to just blame it on each other

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Santa Claus has been outsourced to the North Pole’s cheapest labor market

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University of Bristol Appoints Inaugural Dean for Its New School of Being Broke and Unemployed

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Storeroom Cupboard Uncovers Ancient Lizard Fossils, Scientists Blame 35 Million Years of Bad Housekeeping

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Iran to Replace Morality Police with Slightly Less Authoritarian Vibe Monitors, Says Attorney General Government introduces new plan to combat climate change: just ignore it and hope it goes away Families resort to eating their Christmas decorations to save on food costs Study finds that spending time on social media makes people more anxious and less happy, users continue to scroll World leaders meet to discuss solutions to global inflation, decide to just blame it on each other
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Railway strikers add bringing back massive steam whistles to their list of demands

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A local man has been cured of racism after trying jerk chicken for the first time.The man, who wishes to remain anonymous, said that he...

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In a move that is sure to send shockwaves across the globe, Russian president Vladimir Putin has threatened to launch a nuclear strike against the...

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Queen Elizabeth II has decreed that all forms of sexual activity are now illegal throughout the United Kingdom

In a statement released earlier today, the Queen said that "sexual activity of any kind is now banned and will be punishable by imprisonment. This...

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