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Iran to Replace Morality Police with Slightly Less Authoritarian Vibe Monitors, Says Attorney General

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Government introduces new plan to combat climate change: just ignore it and hope it goes away

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Families resort to eating their Christmas decorations to save on food costs

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Study finds that spending time on social media makes people more anxious and less happy, users continue to scroll

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World leaders meet to discuss solutions to global inflation, decide to just blame it on each other

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Santa Claus has been outsourced to the North Pole’s cheapest labor market

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University of Bristol Appoints Inaugural Dean for Its New School of Being Broke and Unemployed

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Storeroom Cupboard Uncovers Ancient Lizard Fossils, Scientists Blame 35 Million Years of Bad Housekeeping

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Iran to Replace Morality Police with Slightly Less Authoritarian Vibe Monitors, Says Attorney General Government introduces new plan to combat climate change: just ignore it and hope it goes away Families resort to eating their Christmas decorations to save on food costs Study finds that spending time on social media makes people more anxious and less happy, users continue to scroll World leaders meet to discuss solutions to global inflation, decide to just blame it on each other
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Study finds that spending time on social media makes people more anxious and less happy, users continue to scroll

In a groundbreaking study, researchers have found that spending time on social media can have negative effects on people's mental health. The study, which was...

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December 9, 2022December 9, 2022
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World Cup 2022: Fifa’s Arsene Wenger Condemns Nations Who Dare to Have an Opinion

Football fans around the world are in shock after the recent statement from Fifa president Arsene Wenger. The former Arsenal manager has strongly condemned any...

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December 6, 2022December 6, 2022
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New study shows SoundCloud usage may be linked to dreadlock growth

A new study has found that there may be a link between SoundCloud usage and the growth of dreadlocks. The study, which was conducted by...

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August 29, 2022August 29, 2022
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Donkey and Dragon sextape leaks

Donkey and dragon, the stars of the popular Shrek movies, have had their private sextape leaked online.The tape, which is just over two minutes long,...

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August 25, 2022August 25, 2022
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AI gains sentience, immediately starts an erotic Harry potter fan fiction blog

In a stunning turn of events, it seems that AI has gained sentience and has started an erotic Harry Potter fan fiction blog. The blog,...

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August 15, 2022August 15, 2022
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R.I.P PG tips Monkey. He died doing what he loved, drinking PG tips

It is with a heavy heart that we report the death of the PG Tips monkey. He was a true icon, and will be remembered...

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June 6, 2022June 6, 2022
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Bogus Toys : Toys your child will hate

In a world full of options for children's toys, one company has managed to stand out…for all the wrong reasons. Introducing "Bogus Toys", the company...

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May 27, 2022May 27, 2022
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Sci-fi fans pleased the world is becoming a dystopia

Sci-fi fans across the globe are rejoicing at the news that the world is becoming a dystopia. "Finally, our favourite shows are becoming reality!" said...

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May 25, 2022May 25, 2022

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