“I stink therefore I am” concludes unwashed philosophy student
In a stunning development, local philosophy student and perennial slacker, Jeffery Thompkins, has announced that he has finally completed his magnum opus, entitled "I stink,...
Man ends up in hospital after being castrated by Venus fly trap
A man has been rushed to hospital after a horrifying incident in which his penis was eaten by a Venus flytrap. The man, who has...
HEATWAVE, UK public urged too keep their fucking tops on
In the wake of the recent heatwave, the public have been urged to keep their fucking tops on. With temperatures soaring across the country, the...
Local man moves away
Local man, Bob, has finally decided to leave his small town home and move to the big city. After years of being unhappy with his...
Brave Man on acid captures goblin, turns out it was a child. He is facing 5 years for kidnapping
Write a a satire news article with the headline :Man on acid captures goblin, turns out it was a child. He is facing 5 years...
local man cured of racism after trying jerk chicken
A local man has been cured of racism after trying jerk chicken for the first time.The man, who wishes to remain anonymous, said that he...
R.I.P PG tips Monkey. He died doing what he loved, drinking PG tips
It is with a heavy heart that we report the death of the PG Tips monkey. He was a true icon, and will be remembered...
Local man realises lost lighter helps the circular economy of lighters continue
A man who lost his lighter yesterday has today realised that it was just part of the circular economy of lighters. The man, who wished...
Local crack den gentrified into crack palace
A local crack den has been gentrified into a crack palace, and residents are not happy about it.The crack den, which was once a place...
Bristol free party shut down by police after revellers found toppling statues
A Bristol free party was shut down by police after revellers were found toppling statues. The party was being held in a public park and...