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Iran to Replace Morality Police with Slightly Less Authoritarian Vibe Monitors, Says Attorney General

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Government introduces new plan to combat climate change: just ignore it and hope it goes away

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University of Bristol Appoints Inaugural Dean for Its New School of Being Broke and Unemployed

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Iran to Replace Morality Police with Slightly Less Authoritarian Vibe Monitors, Says Attorney General Government introduces new plan to combat climate change: just ignore it and hope it goes away Families resort to eating their Christmas decorations to save on food costs Study finds that spending time on social media makes people more anxious and less happy, users continue to scroll World leaders meet to discuss solutions to global inflation, decide to just blame it on each other
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Families resort to eating their Christmas decorations to save on food costs

In a desperate attempt to save on food costs, families across the country have resorted to eating their Christmas decorations. The trend, which started as...

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December 9, 2022December 15, 2022
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University of Bristol Appoints Inaugural Dean for Its New School of Being Broke and Unemployed

The University of Bristol is blazing a new trail in higher education by introducing a brand new school specifically geared towards its ever increasing population...

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December 8, 2022December 8, 2022
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“I stink therefore I am” concludes unwashed philosophy student

In a stunning development, local philosophy student and perennial slacker, Jeffery Thompkins, has announced that he has finally completed his magnum opus, entitled "I stink,...

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August 26, 2022August 26, 2022
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Man ends up in hospital after being castrated by Venus fly trap

A man has been rushed to hospital after a horrifying incident in which his penis was eaten by a Venus flytrap. The man, who has...

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August 20, 2022August 20, 2022
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HEATWAVE, UK public urged too keep their fucking tops on

In the wake of the recent heatwave, the public have been urged to keep their fucking tops on. With temperatures soaring across the country, the...

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August 11, 2022August 11, 2022
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Local man moves away

Local man, Bob, has finally decided to leave his small town home and move to the big city. After years of being unhappy with his...

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Brave Man on acid captures goblin, turns out it was a child. He is facing 5 years for kidnapping

Write a a satire news article with the headline :Man on acid captures goblin, turns out it was a child. He is facing 5 years...

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July 30, 2022July 30, 2022
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local man cured of racism after trying jerk chicken

A local man has been cured of racism after trying jerk chicken for the first time.The man, who wishes to remain anonymous, said that he...

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June 7, 2022June 7, 2022
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R.I.P PG tips Monkey. He died doing what he loved, drinking PG tips

It is with a heavy heart that we report the death of the PG Tips monkey. He was a true icon, and will be remembered...

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June 6, 2022June 6, 2022
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Local man realises lost lighter helps the circular economy of lighters continue

A man who lost his lighter yesterday has today realised that it was just part of the circular economy of lighters. The man, who wished...

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