The French language has been canceled after mis-gendering objects
The French language has come under fire in recent years for its gendered words. Now, after years of protests from the LGBTQ+ community, the French...
Government bans palm reading as war on tarot continues
The government has announced a ban on palm reading, citing it as part of their continued war on tarot. Palm reading, they say, is a...
HEATWAVE, UK public urged too keep their fucking tops on
In the wake of the recent heatwave, the public have been urged to keep their fucking tops on. With temperatures soaring across the country, the...
Liz Truss refuses to apologise for comments made against fish
Liz Truss has been under fire for her comments about fish, but she refuses to apologise. In an interview with the BBC, she said: "I'm...
Officials shut down Bolivian Capybara gambling operation
Write a satire news article with the headline " Bolivian Capybara gambling ring shut down" Officials in Bolivia have announced the shutdown of a major...
Sunak encourages public to lube up and get ‘Ready4Rishi’
In a recent speech, Rishi Sunak has encouraged the British public to get 'Ready4Rishi' by lubricating themselves anally in preparation for his upcoming budget. Sunak,...
In an effort to help boost the number of Conservative MPs, Job Centre Plus is now accepting applications for Conservative MP positions.
In an effort to help boost the number of Conservative MPs, Job Centre Plus is now accepting applications for Conservative MPs positions. This includes those...
Putin threatens to nuke Binley Mega Chippy
In a move that is sure to send shockwaves across the globe, Russian president Vladimir Putin has threatened to launch a nuclear strike against the...
Queen Elizabeth II has decreed that all forms of sexual activity are now illegal throughout the United Kingdom
In a statement released earlier today, the Queen said that "sexual activity of any kind is now banned and will be punishable by imprisonment. This...
Priti Patel deports her own parents
In a shocking turn of events, Priti Patel has deported her own parents. The Home Secretary, who has been an outspoken critic of immigration, finally...