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Iran to Replace Morality Police with Slightly Less Authoritarian Vibe Monitors, Says Attorney General

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Iran to Replace Morality Police with Slightly Less Authoritarian Vibe Monitors, Says Attorney General

In a groundbreaking move to modernize and overhaul its system of law enforcement, the Iranian government has announced plans to replace its controversial "morality police"...

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December 11, 2022December 11, 2022
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Government introduces new plan to combat climate change: just ignore it and hope it goes away

In a shocking turn of events, the government has announced a new plan to combat climate change: just ignore it and hope it goes away....

Ed
December 10, 2022December 10, 2022
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World leaders meet to discuss solutions to global inflation, decide to just blame it on each other

In a highly-anticipated meeting of world leaders, a solution to the global inflation crisis was finally reached: blame it on each other. The meeting, which...

Ed
December 9, 2022December 13, 2022
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The French language has been canceled after mis-gendering objects

The French language has come under fire in recent years for its gendered words. Now, after years of protests from the LGBTQ+ community, the French...

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August 17, 2022August 17, 2022
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Government bans palm reading as war on tarot continues

The government has announced a ban on palm reading, citing it as part of their continued war on tarot. Palm reading, they say, is a...

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August 12, 2022August 12, 2022
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HEATWAVE, UK public urged too keep their fucking tops on

In the wake of the recent heatwave, the public have been urged to keep their fucking tops on. With temperatures soaring across the country, the...

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August 11, 2022August 11, 2022
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Liz Truss refuses to apologise for comments made against fish

Liz Truss has been under fire for her comments about fish, but she refuses to apologise. In an interview with the BBC, she said: "I'm...

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Officials shut down Bolivian Capybara gambling operation

Write a satire news article with the headline " Bolivian Capybara gambling ring shut down" Officials in Bolivia have announced the shutdown of a major...

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Sunak encourages public to lube up and get ‘Ready4Rishi’

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In an effort to help boost the number of Conservative MPs, Job Centre Plus is now accepting applications for Conservative MP positions.

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