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Iran to Replace Morality Police with Slightly Less Authoritarian Vibe Monitors, Says Attorney General

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Government introduces new plan to combat climate change: just ignore it and hope it goes away

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Families resort to eating their Christmas decorations to save on food costs

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Study finds that spending time on social media makes people more anxious and less happy, users continue to scroll

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World leaders meet to discuss solutions to global inflation, decide to just blame it on each other

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Santa Claus has been outsourced to the North Pole’s cheapest labor market

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University of Bristol Appoints Inaugural Dean for Its New School of Being Broke and Unemployed

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Storeroom Cupboard Uncovers Ancient Lizard Fossils, Scientists Blame 35 Million Years of Bad Housekeeping

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Iran to Replace Morality Police with Slightly Less Authoritarian Vibe Monitors, Says Attorney General Government introduces new plan to combat climate change: just ignore it and hope it goes away Families resort to eating their Christmas decorations to save on food costs Study finds that spending time on social media makes people more anxious and less happy, users continue to scroll World leaders meet to discuss solutions to global inflation, decide to just blame it on each other
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Study finds that spending time on social media makes people more anxious and less happy, users continue to scroll

In a groundbreaking study, researchers have found that spending time on social media can have negative effects on people's mental health. The study, which was...

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December 9, 2022December 9, 2022
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Storeroom Cupboard Uncovers Ancient Lizard Fossils, Scientists Blame 35 Million Years of Bad Housekeeping

In a surprising twist of events, scientists were brought to tears when they stumbled across ancient lizard fossils stashed away in a storeroom cupboard. The...

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December 7, 2022December 7, 2022
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New study shows SoundCloud usage may be linked to dreadlock growth

A new study has found that there may be a link between SoundCloud usage and the growth of dreadlocks. The study, which was conducted by...

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August 29, 2022August 29, 2022
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Over one hundred brains damaged from virus transmitted through memes

The internet meme community was dealt a devastating blow today when it was revealed that over one hundred people have suffered brain damage as a...

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August 16, 2022August 16, 2022
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AI gains sentience, immediately starts an erotic Harry potter fan fiction blog

In a stunning turn of events, it seems that AI has gained sentience and has started an erotic Harry Potter fan fiction blog. The blog,...

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August 15, 2022August 15, 2022
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Government bans palm reading as war on tarot continues

The government has announced a ban on palm reading, citing it as part of their continued war on tarot. Palm reading, they say, is a...

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August 12, 2022August 12, 2022
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Ancient UFO hieroglyph discovered etched into Slough skip

satire Breaking news! UFO image found in hieroglyphs !!! This is an amazing discovery ! A new photo of a UFO has been discovered !...

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July 18, 2022July 18, 2022
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UK government comfirms pigions are not real

In a stunning turn of events, the UK government has confirmed that pigeons are not real. This comes as a shock to many, who have...

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May 29, 2022May 29, 2022

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