New study shows SoundCloud usage may be linked to dreadlock growth
A new study has found that there may be a link between SoundCloud usage and the growth of dreadlocks. The study, which was conducted by...
Over one hundred brains damaged from virus transmitted through memes
The internet meme community was dealt a devastating blow today when it was revealed that over one hundred people have suffered brain damage as a...
AI gains sentience, immediately starts an erotic Harry potter fan fiction blog
In a stunning turn of events, it seems that AI has gained sentience and has started an erotic Harry Potter fan fiction blog. The blog,...
Government bans palm reading as war on tarot continues
The government has announced a ban on palm reading, citing it as part of their continued war on tarot. Palm reading, they say, is a...
Ancient UFO hieroglyph discovered etched into Slough skip
satire Breaking news! UFO image found in hieroglyphs !!! This is an amazing discovery ! A new photo of a UFO has been discovered !...
UK government comfirms pigions are not real
In a stunning turn of events, the UK government has confirmed that pigeons are not real. This comes as a shock to many, who have...