Storeroom Cupboard Uncovers Ancient Lizard Fossils, Scientists Blame 35 Million Years of Bad Housekeeping
In a surprising twist of events, scientists were brought to tears when they stumbled across ancient lizard fossils stashed away in a storeroom cupboard. The...
World Cup 2022: Fifa’s Arsene Wenger Condemns Nations Who Dare to Have an Opinion
Football fans around the world are in shock after the recent statement from Fifa president Arsene Wenger. The former Arsenal manager has strongly condemned any...
How I went from selling crack in the street, to selling crack from an office
In just a few short years, I went from selling crack on the street to selling crack from an office! It's a tough journey, but...
New study shows SoundCloud usage may be linked to dreadlock growth
A new study has found that there may be a link between SoundCloud usage and the growth of dreadlocks. The study, which was conducted by...
“I stink therefore I am” concludes unwashed philosophy student
In a stunning development, local philosophy student and perennial slacker, Jeffery Thompkins, has announced that he has finally completed his magnum opus, entitled "I stink,...
Donkey and Dragon sextape leaks
Donkey and dragon, the stars of the popular Shrek movies, have had their private sextape leaked online.The tape, which is just over two minutes long,...
Flaw in Apple security exploited by new worm
A new worm has been discovered that affects apple products, specifically the iPhone. This worm, called the Apple Worm, exploit a flaw in Apple's security,...
Man ends up in hospital after being castrated by Venus fly trap
A man has been rushed to hospital after a horrifying incident in which his penis was eaten by a Venus flytrap. The man, who has...
The French language has been canceled after mis-gendering objects
The French language has come under fire in recent years for its gendered words. Now, after years of protests from the LGBTQ+ community, the French...
Over one hundred brains damaged from virus transmitted through memes
The internet meme community was dealt a devastating blow today when it was revealed that over one hundred people have suffered brain damage as a...