August 23, 2022 - The Daily Distorter

Flaw in Apple security exploited by new worm

A new worm has been discovered that affects apple products, specifically the iPhone. This worm, called the Apple Worm, exploit a flaw in Apple's security,...

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Flaw in Apple security exploited by new worm