Breaking: Nation Stunned as Citizen Violently Stabs Own Shadow in Busy City Centre
BRADFORD, UK—In a shocking turn of events, an investigation has been launched after a woman was witnessed brutally stabbing her own shadow in a bustling...
BBC Introduces New Policy: Only Good News About UK to Be Broadcast to Avoid Embarrassment
LONDON, ENGLAND—In a drastic move to save face in the international community, the British Broadcasting Corporation (BBC) announced Thursday that it would only broadcast good...