Breaking: Nation Stunned as Citizen Violently Stabs Own Shadow in Busy City Centre
BRADFORD, UK—In a shocking turn of events, an investigation has been launched after a woman was witnessed brutally stabbing her own shadow in a bustling...
BBC Introduces New Policy: Only Good News About UK to Be Broadcast to Avoid Embarrassment
LONDON, ENGLAND—In a drastic move to save face in the international community, the British Broadcasting Corporation (BBC) announced Thursday that it would only broadcast good...
Dinosaurs are back!
That would be quite a shocking development! If dinosaurs were to come back, it would have significant implications for our planet and its ecosystems. The...
Railway strikers add bringing back massive steam whistles to their list of demands
The railway strikers have been at it again, this time adding bringing back massive steam whistles to their list of demands. The strikers, who have...