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Iran to Replace Morality Police with Slightly Less Authoritarian Vibe Monitors, Says Attorney General Government introduces new plan to combat climate change: just ignore it and hope it goes away Families resort to eating their Christmas decorations to save on food costs Study finds that spending time on social media makes people more anxious and less happy, users continue to scroll World leaders meet to discuss solutions to global inflation, decide to just blame it on each other
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Davos: Millionaires think the way to solve the disparity in global wealth is with less tax on the wealthy

In a stunning display of self-awareness and concern, the world's wealthiest people have gathered at the World Economic Forum in Davos to discuss the growing...

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The Texan school shooting makes Americans realise they need more guns

In the wake of the horrific school shooting in Texas, Americans are realising that they need more guns, not fewer. The tragedy has made us...

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May 25, 2022May 25, 2022
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Putin creates clone so he has someone that agrees with him

In a move that has surprised absolutely no one, Russian President Vladimir Putin has created a clone of himself. The clone, who has been named...

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May 25, 2022May 25, 2022
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Business now recognising cat girls as a diversity group.

" Businesses are recognising cat girls as a diversity group and are taking steps to include them in the workplace. Cat girls have long been...

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May 25, 2022May 25, 2022
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British Prime Minister Boris Johnson was caught playing Farmville on his iPhone

British Prime Minister Boris Johnson was caught playing Farmville on his iPhone during a top-level meeting with US President Joe Biden. The two leaders were...

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Sci-fi fans pleased the world is becoming a dystopia

Sci-fi fans across the globe are rejoicing at the news that the world is becoming a dystopia. "Finally, our favourite shows are becoming reality!" said...

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May 25, 2022May 25, 2022
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Queen Elizabeth I to Be Resurrected to End National Brexit Crisis

In light of the recent political turmoil in the United Kingdom, her Majesty Queen Elizabeth I has been resurrected by order of Prime Minister Theresa...

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