Putin creates clone so he has someone that agrees with him

In a move that has surprised absolutely no one, Russian President Vladimir Putin has created a clone of himself. The clone, who has been named Vlad 2.0, is an exact replica of Putin in every way except for the fact that he always agrees with everything Putin says. “I wanted to have someone around who I could trust to always agree with me,” said Putin in an interview with state-run media outlet Russia Today. “Vlad 2.0 is the perfect solution to that problem.” The clone was created using cutting-edge cloning technology that was developed by Russian scientists. It is not clear how long Vlad 2.0 will remain in agreement with Putin, but for now, it seems like the two will be inseparable.

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