Lamb breaks silence in Buffalo Bill breakthrough

In an exclusive interview with the Daily Sheep, Lamb breaks his silence after the breakthrough in the Buffalo Bill case. “I just feel so relieved,” she said. “I was really starting to worry that I would never be found.”Lamb was referring, of course, to the famous serial killer who skins his victims. “I was just lucky,” Lamb continued. “I was in the right place at the right time. I was grazing in a field near Buffalo when I heard a commotion. I looked over and saw a man dragging a woman into a van.”Lamb didn’t hesitate. She ran over and started bleating as loudly as he could. “I just wanted to distract him,” he said. “I didn’t want him to hurt her.”It worked. The man, later identified as Buffalo Bill, dropped the woman and ran off. The woman, who wished to remain anonymous, was grateful. “I don’t know what would have happened if that lamb hadn’t warned me,” she said.The Lamb is modest about his heroics. “I was just doing what any good sheep would do,” he said.

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