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Iran to Replace Morality Police with Slightly Less Authoritarian Vibe Monitors, Says Attorney General

December 11, 2022December 11, 2022

Government introduces new plan to combat climate change: just ignore it and hope it goes away

December 10, 2022December 10, 2022

Families resort to eating their Christmas decorations to save on food costs

December 9, 2022December 15, 2022

Study finds that spending time on social media makes people more anxious and less happy, users continue to scroll

December 9, 2022December 9, 2022

World leaders meet to discuss solutions to global inflation, decide to just blame it on each other

December 9, 2022December 13, 2022

Santa Claus has been outsourced to the North Pole’s cheapest labor market

December 9, 2022December 12, 2022

University of Bristol Appoints Inaugural Dean for Its New School of Being Broke and Unemployed

December 8, 2022December 8, 2022

Storeroom Cupboard Uncovers Ancient Lizard Fossils, Scientists Blame 35 Million Years of Bad Housekeeping

December 7, 2022December 7, 2022

World Cup 2022: Fifa’s Arsene Wenger Condemns Nations Who Dare to Have an Opinion

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Iran to Replace Morality Police with Slightly Less Authoritarian Vibe Monitors, Says Attorney General Government introduces new plan to combat climate change: just ignore it and hope it goes away Families resort to eating their Christmas decorations to save on food costs Study finds that spending time on social media makes people more anxious and less happy, users continue to scroll World leaders meet to discuss solutions to global inflation, decide to just blame it on each other
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Politics

Iran to Replace Morality Police with Slightly Less Authoritarian Vibe Monitors, Says Attorney General

In a groundbreaking move to modernize and overhaul its system of law enforcement, the Iranian government has announced plans to replace its controversial "morality police"...

Ed
December 11, 2022December 11, 2022
Politics

Government introduces new plan to combat climate change: just ignore it and hope it goes away

In a shocking turn of events, the government has announced a new plan to combat climate change: just ignore it and hope it goes away....

Ed
December 10, 2022December 10, 2022
Local

Families resort to eating their Christmas decorations to save on food costs

In a desperate attempt to save on food costs, families across the country have resorted to eating their Christmas decorations. The trend, which started as...

Ed
December 9, 2022December 15, 2022
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Study finds that spending time on social media makes people more anxious and less happy, users continue to scroll

In a groundbreaking study, researchers have found that spending time on social media can have negative effects on people's mental health. The study, which was...

Ed
December 9, 2022December 9, 2022
Politics

World leaders meet to discuss solutions to global inflation, decide to just blame it on each other

In a highly-anticipated meeting of world leaders, a solution to the global inflation crisis was finally reached: blame it on each other. The meeting, which...

Ed
December 9, 2022December 13, 2022
Business

Santa Claus has been outsourced to the North Pole’s cheapest labor market

Christmas spirit alive and well, despite the fact that Santa Claus has been outsourced to the North Pole's cheapest labor market In a shocking turn...

Ed
December 9, 2022December 12, 2022
Local

University of Bristol Appoints Inaugural Dean for Its New School of Being Broke and Unemployed

The University of Bristol is blazing a new trail in higher education by introducing a brand new school specifically geared towards its ever increasing population...

Ed
December 8, 2022December 8, 2022
Science

Storeroom Cupboard Uncovers Ancient Lizard Fossils, Scientists Blame 35 Million Years of Bad Housekeeping

In a surprising twist of events, scientists were brought to tears when they stumbled across ancient lizard fossils stashed away in a storeroom cupboard. The...

Ed
December 7, 2022December 7, 2022
Entertainment

World Cup 2022: Fifa’s Arsene Wenger Condemns Nations Who Dare to Have an Opinion

Football fans around the world are in shock after the recent statement from Fifa president Arsene Wenger. The former Arsenal manager has strongly condemned any...

Ed
December 6, 2022December 6, 2022

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