July 12, 2022 - The Daily Distorter

Sunak encourages public to lube up and get ‘Ready4Rishi’

In a recent speech, Rishi Sunak has encouraged the British public to get 'Ready4Rishi' by lubricating themselves anally in preparation for his upcoming budget. Sunak,...

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Sunak encourages public to lube up and get ‘Ready4Rishi’