Energy companies recommend taking more showers, because you stink

In a world where energy is becoming increasingly scarce, major energy companies are now recommending that people take more showers because, well, you stink.”We’ve been monitoring energy usage closely and we’ve noticed that people are using less and less water for showers,” said one energy executive. “It’s time to start showering more, and we think people will be more inclined to do so if they know it will help save energy.”The executive went on to say that the company is also working on a new marketing campaign to encourage people to take more showers. The campaign will feature a series of commercials with the tagline “You stink. Shower more.”So if you’re looking to save energy and help the environment, be sure to take more showers. And if you’re looking to save money on your energy bill, you might want to consider showering less.

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