R.I.P PG tips Monkey. He died doing what he loved, drinking PG tips

It is with a heavy heart that we report the death of the PG Tips monkey. He was a true icon, and will be remembered fondly by all who knew him. The monkey died doing what he loved – drinking PG Tips. It is thought that he succumbed to a heart attack brought on by years of consuming the delicious tea. He will be sorely missed by the tea company, who have released a statement saying that they will be “raising a cup to the monkey in his memory”. We hope that the PG Tips monkey’s death will serve as a reminder to us all to appreciate the important things in life – like a good cup of tea.