Breaking: Nation Stunned as Citizen Violently Stabs Own Shadow in Busy City Centre
BRADFORD, UK—In a shocking turn of events, an investigation has been launched after a woman was witnessed brutally stabbing her own shadow in a bustling...
BBC Introduces New Policy: Only Good News About UK to Be Broadcast to Avoid Embarrassment
LONDON, ENGLAND—In a drastic move to save face in the international community, the British Broadcasting Corporation (BBC) announced Thursday that it would only broadcast good...
Dinosaurs are back!
That would be quite a shocking development! If dinosaurs were to come back, it would have significant implications for our planet and its ecosystems. The...
Iran to Replace Morality Police with Slightly Less Authoritarian Vibe Monitors, Says Attorney General
In a groundbreaking move to modernize and overhaul its system of law enforcement, the Iranian government has announced plans to replace its controversial "morality police"...
Government introduces new plan to combat climate change: just ignore it and hope it goes away
In a shocking turn of events, the government has announced a new plan to combat climate change: just ignore it and hope it goes away....
Families resort to eating their Christmas decorations to save on food costs
In a desperate attempt to save on food costs, families across the country have resorted to eating their Christmas decorations. The trend, which started as...
Study finds that spending time on social media makes people more anxious and less happy, users continue to scroll
In a groundbreaking study, researchers have found that spending time on social media can have negative effects on people's mental health. The study, which was...
World leaders meet to discuss solutions to global inflation, decide to just blame it on each other
In a highly-anticipated meeting of world leaders, a solution to the global inflation crisis was finally reached: blame it on each other. The meeting, which...
Santa Claus has been outsourced to the North Pole’s cheapest labor market
Christmas spirit alive and well, despite the fact that Santa Claus has been outsourced to the North Pole's cheapest labor market In a shocking turn...
University of Bristol Appoints Inaugural Dean for Its New School of Being Broke and Unemployed
The University of Bristol is blazing a new trail in higher education by introducing a brand new school specifically geared towards its ever increasing population...