Putin threatens to nuke Binley Mega Chippy
In a move that is sure to send shockwaves across the globe, Russian president Vladimir Putin has threatened to launch a nuclear strike against the...
Queen Elizabeth II has decreed that all forms of sexual activity are now illegal throughout the United Kingdom
In a statement released earlier today, the Queen said that "sexual activity of any kind is now banned and will be punishable by imprisonment. This...
Priti Patel deports her own parents
In a shocking turn of events, Priti Patel has deported her own parents. The Home Secretary, who has been an outspoken critic of immigration, finally...
The Texan school shooting makes Americans realise they need more guns
In the wake of the horrific school shooting in Texas, Americans are realising that they need more guns, not fewer. The tragedy has made us...
Putin creates clone so he has someone that agrees with him
In a move that has surprised absolutely no one, Russian President Vladimir Putin has created a clone of himself. The clone, who has been named...
Business now recognising cat girls as a diversity group.
" Businesses are recognising cat girls as a diversity group and are taking steps to include them in the workplace. Cat girls have long been...
British Prime Minister Boris Johnson was caught playing Farmville on his iPhone
British Prime Minister Boris Johnson was caught playing Farmville on his iPhone during a top-level meeting with US President Joe Biden. The two leaders were...
Sci-fi fans pleased the world is becoming a dystopia
Sci-fi fans across the globe are rejoicing at the news that the world is becoming a dystopia. "Finally, our favourite shows are becoming reality!" said...
Queen Elizabeth I to Be Resurrected to End National Brexit Crisis
In light of the recent political turmoil in the United Kingdom, her Majesty Queen Elizabeth I has been resurrected by order of Prime Minister Theresa...