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Iran to Replace Morality Police with Slightly Less Authoritarian Vibe Monitors, Says Attorney General

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Government introduces new plan to combat climate change: just ignore it and hope it goes away

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Santa Claus has been outsourced to the North Pole’s cheapest labor market

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Storeroom Cupboard Uncovers Ancient Lizard Fossils, Scientists Blame 35 Million Years of Bad Housekeeping

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How I went from selling crack in the street, to selling crack from an office

In just a few short years, I went from selling crack on the street to selling crack from an office! It's a tough journey, but...

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August 31, 2022August 31, 2022
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New study shows SoundCloud usage may be linked to dreadlock growth

A new study has found that there may be a link between SoundCloud usage and the growth of dreadlocks. The study, which was conducted by...

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August 29, 2022August 29, 2022
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“I stink therefore I am” concludes unwashed philosophy student

In a stunning development, local philosophy student and perennial slacker, Jeffery Thompkins, has announced that he has finally completed his magnum opus, entitled "I stink,...

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August 26, 2022August 26, 2022
Entertainment

Donkey and Dragon sextape leaks

Donkey and dragon, the stars of the popular Shrek movies, have had their private sextape leaked online.The tape, which is just over two minutes long,...

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August 25, 2022August 25, 2022
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Flaw in Apple security exploited by new worm

A new worm has been discovered that affects apple products, specifically the iPhone. This worm, called the Apple Worm, exploit a flaw in Apple's security,...

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August 23, 2022August 23, 2022
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Man ends up in hospital after being castrated by Venus fly trap

A man has been rushed to hospital after a horrifying incident in which his penis was eaten by a Venus flytrap. The man, who has...

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August 20, 2022August 20, 2022
Politics

The French language has been canceled after mis-gendering objects

The French language has come under fire in recent years for its gendered words. Now, after years of protests from the LGBTQ+ community, the French...

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August 17, 2022August 17, 2022
Science

Over one hundred brains damaged from virus transmitted through memes

The internet meme community was dealt a devastating blow today when it was revealed that over one hundred people have suffered brain damage as a...

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August 16, 2022August 16, 2022
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AI gains sentience, immediately starts an erotic Harry potter fan fiction blog

In a stunning turn of events, it seems that AI has gained sentience and has started an erotic Harry Potter fan fiction blog. The blog,...

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August 15, 2022August 15, 2022
Crime

Lamb breaks silence in Buffalo Bill breakthrough

In an exclusive interview with the Daily Sheep, Lamb breaks his silence after the breakthrough in the Buffalo Bill case. "I just feel so relieved,"...

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