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Iran to Replace Morality Police with Slightly Less Authoritarian Vibe Monitors, Says Attorney General

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Government introduces new plan to combat climate change: just ignore it and hope it goes away

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Study finds that spending time on social media makes people more anxious and less happy, users continue to scroll

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World leaders meet to discuss solutions to global inflation, decide to just blame it on each other

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Santa Claus has been outsourced to the North Pole’s cheapest labor market

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University of Bristol Appoints Inaugural Dean for Its New School of Being Broke and Unemployed

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Storeroom Cupboard Uncovers Ancient Lizard Fossils, Scientists Blame 35 Million Years of Bad Housekeeping

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Study finds that spending time on social media makes people more anxious and less happy, users continue to scroll

In a groundbreaking study, researchers have found that spending time on social media can have negative effects on people's mental health. The study, which was...

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December 9, 2022December 9, 2022
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Santa Claus has been outsourced to the North Pole’s cheapest labor market

Christmas spirit alive and well, despite the fact that Santa Claus has been outsourced to the North Pole's cheapest labor market In a shocking turn...

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December 9, 2022December 12, 2022
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How I went from selling crack in the street, to selling crack from an office

In just a few short years, I went from selling crack on the street to selling crack from an office! It's a tough journey, but...

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August 31, 2022August 31, 2022
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Flaw in Apple security exploited by new worm

A new worm has been discovered that affects apple products, specifically the iPhone. This worm, called the Apple Worm, exploit a flaw in Apple's security,...

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August 23, 2022August 23, 2022
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Energy companies recommend taking more showers, because you stink

In a world where energy is becoming increasingly scarce, major energy companies are now recommending that people take more showers because, well, you stink."We've been...

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August 10, 2022August 10, 2022
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The UK’s top economic minds have been out performed by a gorrila with a calculator

The UK's top economic minds have been out done by a gorrila with a calculator.The gorilla, who is currently residing at London Zoo, has been...

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August 5, 2022August 5, 2022
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R.I.P PG tips Monkey. He died doing what he loved, drinking PG tips

It is with a heavy heart that we report the death of the PG Tips monkey. He was a true icon, and will be remembered...

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June 6, 2022June 6, 2022
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Local crack den gentrified into crack palace

A local crack den has been gentrified into a crack palace, and residents are not happy about it.The crack den, which was once a place...

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May 31, 2022May 31, 2022
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Bogus Toys : Toys your child will hate

In a world full of options for children's toys, one company has managed to stand out…for all the wrong reasons. Introducing "Bogus Toys", the company...

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May 27, 2022May 27, 2022
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Davos: Millionaires think the way to solve the disparity in global wealth is with less tax on the wealthy

In a stunning display of self-awareness and concern, the world's wealthiest people have gathered at the World Economic Forum in Davos to discuss the growing...

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