How I went from selling crack in the street, to selling crack from an office
In just a few short years, I went from selling crack on the street to selling crack from an office! It's a tough journey, but...
New study shows SoundCloud usage may be linked to dreadlock growth
A new study has found that there may be a link between SoundCloud usage and the growth of dreadlocks. The study, which was conducted by...
“I stink therefore I am” concludes unwashed philosophy student
In a stunning development, local philosophy student and perennial slacker, Jeffery Thompkins, has announced that he has finally completed his magnum opus, entitled "I stink,...
Donkey and Dragon sextape leaks
Donkey and dragon, the stars of the popular Shrek movies, have had their private sextape leaked online.The tape, which is just over two minutes long,...
Flaw in Apple security exploited by new worm
A new worm has been discovered that affects apple products, specifically the iPhone. This worm, called the Apple Worm, exploit a flaw in Apple's security,...
Man ends up in hospital after being castrated by Venus fly trap
A man has been rushed to hospital after a horrifying incident in which his penis was eaten by a Venus flytrap. The man, who has...
The French language has been canceled after mis-gendering objects
The French language has come under fire in recent years for its gendered words. Now, after years of protests from the LGBTQ+ community, the French...
Over one hundred brains damaged from virus transmitted through memes
The internet meme community was dealt a devastating blow today when it was revealed that over one hundred people have suffered brain damage as a...
AI gains sentience, immediately starts an erotic Harry potter fan fiction blog
In a stunning turn of events, it seems that AI has gained sentience and has started an erotic Harry Potter fan fiction blog. The blog,...
Lamb breaks silence in Buffalo Bill breakthrough
In an exclusive interview with the Daily Sheep, Lamb breaks his silence after the breakthrough in the Buffalo Bill case. "I just feel so relieved,"...