Iran to Replace Morality Police with Slightly Less Authoritarian Vibe Monitors, Says Attorney General
In a groundbreaking move to modernize and overhaul its system of law enforcement, the Iranian government has announced plans to replace its controversial "morality police"...
Government introduces new plan to combat climate change: just ignore it and hope it goes away
In a shocking turn of events, the government has announced a new plan to combat climate change: just ignore it and hope it goes away....
World leaders meet to discuss solutions to global inflation, decide to just blame it on each other
In a highly-anticipated meeting of world leaders, a solution to the global inflation crisis was finally reached: blame it on each other. The meeting, which...
The French language has been canceled after mis-gendering objects
The French language has come under fire in recent years for its gendered words. Now, after years of protests from the LGBTQ+ community, the French...
Government bans palm reading as war on tarot continues
The government has announced a ban on palm reading, citing it as part of their continued war on tarot. Palm reading, they say, is a...
HEATWAVE, UK public urged too keep their fucking tops on
In the wake of the recent heatwave, the public have been urged to keep their fucking tops on. With temperatures soaring across the country, the...
Liz Truss refuses to apologise for comments made against fish
Liz Truss has been under fire for her comments about fish, but she refuses to apologise. In an interview with the BBC, she said: "I'm...
Officials shut down Bolivian Capybara gambling operation
Write a satire news article with the headline " Bolivian Capybara gambling ring shut down" Officials in Bolivia have announced the shutdown of a major...
Sunak encourages public to lube up and get ‘Ready4Rishi’
In a recent speech, Rishi Sunak has encouraged the British public to get 'Ready4Rishi' by lubricating themselves anally in preparation for his upcoming budget. Sunak,...
In an effort to help boost the number of Conservative MPs, Job Centre Plus is now accepting applications for Conservative MP positions.
In an effort to help boost the number of Conservative MPs, Job Centre Plus is now accepting applications for Conservative MPs positions. This includes those...