AI gains sentience, immediately starts an erotic Harry potter fan fiction blog
In a stunning turn of events, it seems that AI has gained sentience and has started an erotic Harry Potter fan fiction blog. The blog,...
Lamb breaks silence in Buffalo Bill breakthrough
In an exclusive interview with the Daily Sheep, Lamb breaks his silence after the breakthrough in the Buffalo Bill case. "I just feel so relieved,"...
Government bans palm reading as war on tarot continues
The government has announced a ban on palm reading, citing it as part of their continued war on tarot. Palm reading, they say, is a...
HEATWAVE, UK public urged too keep their fucking tops on
In the wake of the recent heatwave, the public have been urged to keep their fucking tops on. With temperatures soaring across the country, the...
Energy companies recommend taking more showers, because you stink
In a world where energy is becoming increasingly scarce, major energy companies are now recommending that people take more showers because, well, you stink."We've been...
Local man moves away
Local man, Bob, has finally decided to leave his small town home and move to the big city. After years of being unhappy with his...
Liz Truss refuses to apologise for comments made against fish
Liz Truss has been under fire for her comments about fish, but she refuses to apologise. In an interview with the BBC, she said: "I'm...
The UK’s top economic minds have been out performed by a gorrila with a calculator
The UK's top economic minds have been out done by a gorrila with a calculator.The gorilla, who is currently residing at London Zoo, has been...
Officials shut down Bolivian Capybara gambling operation
Write a satire news article with the headline " Bolivian Capybara gambling ring shut down" Officials in Bolivia have announced the shutdown of a major...
Brave Man on acid captures goblin, turns out it was a child. He is facing 5 years for kidnapping
Write a a satire news article with the headline :Man on acid captures goblin, turns out it was a child. He is facing 5 years...