Brave Man on acid captures goblin, turns out it was a child. He is facing 5 years for kidnapping

Write a a satire news article with the headline :Man on acid captures goblin, turns out it was a child. He is facing 5 years for kidnapping:A man on acid who believed he had captured a goblin has been arrested and is facing up to five years in prison for kidnapping.The man, who has not been named, was tripping on acid when he saw what he thought was a goblin. He chased the ‘goblin’ down and managed to capture it, before realising it was in fact a small child.The child’s parents reported the incident to the police and the man was arrested. He is now facing up to five years in prison for kidnapping.This just goes to show that drugs are bad and can lead you to do crazy things. If you’re going to take drugs, be sure to stay away from acid.