Ancient UFO hieroglyph discovered etched into Slough skip
satire Breaking news! UFO image found in hieroglyphs !!! This is an amazing discovery ! A new photo of a UFO has been discovered !...
Sunak encourages public to lube up and get ‘Ready4Rishi’
In a recent speech, Rishi Sunak has encouraged the British public to get 'Ready4Rishi' by lubricating themselves anally in preparation for his upcoming budget. Sunak,...
In an effort to help boost the number of Conservative MPs, Job Centre Plus is now accepting applications for Conservative MP positions.
In an effort to help boost the number of Conservative MPs, Job Centre Plus is now accepting applications for Conservative MPs positions. This includes those...
Railway strikers add bringing back massive steam whistles to their list of demands
The railway strikers have been at it again, this time adding bringing back massive steam whistles to their list of demands. The strikers, who have...
local man cured of racism after trying jerk chicken
A local man has been cured of racism after trying jerk chicken for the first time.The man, who wishes to remain anonymous, said that he...
R.I.P PG tips Monkey. He died doing what he loved, drinking PG tips
It is with a heavy heart that we report the death of the PG Tips monkey. He was a true icon, and will be remembered...
Putin threatens to nuke Binley Mega Chippy
In a move that is sure to send shockwaves across the globe, Russian president Vladimir Putin has threatened to launch a nuclear strike against the...
Queen Elizabeth II has decreed that all forms of sexual activity are now illegal throughout the United Kingdom
In a statement released earlier today, the Queen said that "sexual activity of any kind is now banned and will be punishable by imprisonment. This...
Local man realises lost lighter helps the circular economy of lighters continue
A man who lost his lighter yesterday has today realised that it was just part of the circular economy of lighters. The man, who wished...
Local crack den gentrified into crack palace
A local crack den has been gentrified into a crack palace, and residents are not happy about it.The crack den, which was once a place...